Monday 5 March 2018

Room full of elders dont know JESUS is the answer to a question

I started a new little Dubtown segment called 'watchtower quote of the week', created in my apostate broadcast studio based on the edge of Dubtown.

this first episode just highlighted two little points made by watchtower agents.

on the platform a prominent agent asks a group of senior elders, 'what is the second most used name in the bible. none of them knew the answer and so the speaker had to tell them, to their shame.

the second point was something easily missed. at the start of the monthly broadcast the helper agent reminds us that th governing body has agreed to broadcaast the annual general meeting of   **********
fill in the blanks! what would you say this was the annual meeting of? of Jehovah's witnesses? of the christian congregation of Jehovah's witnesses? of jw.borg? the answer may surprise, but when you consider this originally was a meeting for directors and donators you will understand why its not the annual meeting of jw's

next video project is higher learning! timmy wants to be a spaceman and chad has his heart set on being a lawyer and not a window cleaner.

2 comments:

  1. They probably scared to death of getting the answer wrong. "You're an experienced elder but gave the wrong answer! And you didn't show humility, instead your desire for prominence caused you to raise your hand! Several elders expressed concern to me about your weak spirituality! You're not in unity with Jehovah's organization!" See what happens when you get the wrong answer? Don't risk it or the other wolves will chew you to ribbons. If they do it's Jehovah's will. If they don't that's his will too. His will is for him to know and you to find out.

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  2. Please make a video based on this:

    https://youtu.be/mmHdZtHVuIc

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